Cheesy Pickup Lines

Ever since there have been single people around, and until the day there are single people, pickup lines can never go out of date ( pun intended *wink*). People have used cheesy pickup lines to express their feelings for so long that it’s impossible to imagine a world without them. Even in the times of cavemen, someone might have tried a line like “Can I fiber-mate with you through the Ice Age?” to impress a girl. I mean who knows right?

Cheesy pickup lines are undoubtedly extremely cringe-worthy and even silly to the point where they might even get a laugh out of you. Though I’m not sure if they’ll make the other person fall in love with you or not. But hey a smile is a way to the heart!

Some people enjoy the pun-filled cheesy pickup lines while others simply just hate them. You may even get a slap on your face for using one.

We’ve gathered a couple of pickup lines that might get you what you want or at least one step closer… maybe? Kidding!

Funny Pickup Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are you a Minecraft fence? cos I can’t get over you.
Do you know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.
Hey girl, are you exercising? Because you’re breathtaking.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you on a loan? Because you sure have my interest!
They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
Not even Snape could Severus apart!

Cringy Pickup Lines

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot for me to handle.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber!

Foody Pickup Lines

You must be a banana, cos I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a doughnut? Cos you’re totally a-dough-table.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You make my heart skip a beat.
This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grating.
We should have coffee sometime because I like a latte.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is “u”.
Baby, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re soda-licious.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.

You should try some of these lines as icebreakers. In this world of Tinder and all, there are hardly any face-to-face meetings that happen. But if anytime you want to try your hands at pickup lines we’ll go for it. At the very least it might get a laugh out of the other person. From funny pickup lines to cheesy pickup lines and some cringy and foody ones too, I’ve given you a lot to choose from. Choose your pick wisely, cos you gotta pick up! *wink*