Ever since there have been single people around, and until the day there are single people, pickup lines can never go out of date ( pun intended *wink*). People have used cheesy pickup lines to express their feelings for so long that it’s impossible to imagine a world without them. Even in the times of cavemen, someone might have tried a line like “Can I fiber-mate with you through the Ice Age?” to impress a girl. I mean who knows right?
Cheesy pickup lines are undoubtedly extremely cringe-worthy and even silly to the point where they might even get a laugh out of you. Though I’m not sure if they’ll make the other person fall in love with you or not. But hey a smile is a way to the heart!
Some people enjoy the pun-filled cheesy pickup lines while others simply just hate them. You may even get a slap on your face for using one.
We’ve gathered a couple of pickup lines that might get you what you want or at least one step closer… maybe? Kidding!
Funny Pickup Lines
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
- Are you a Minecraft fence? cos I can’t get over you.
- Do you know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.
- Hey girl, are you exercising? Because you’re breathtaking.
- Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
- Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
Cheesy Pickup Lines
- Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
- If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
- I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
- Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
- You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- Are you on a loan? Because you sure have my interest!
- They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?
- Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
- Not even Snape could Severus apart!
Cringy Pickup Lines
- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
- My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
- Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
- Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
- If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
- It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot for me to handle.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber!
Foody Pickup Lines
- You must be a banana, cos I find you very a-peeling.
- Are you a doughnut? Cos you’re totally a-dough-table.
- Do you have raisins? How about a date?
- You make my heart skip a beat.
- This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grating.
- We should have coffee sometime because I like a latte.
- I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is “u”.
- Baby, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re soda-licious.
- You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
- I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
- You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
- Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
- If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.
You should try some of these lines as icebreakers. In this world of Tinder and all, there are hardly any face-to-face meetings that happen. But if anytime you want to try your hands at pickup lines we’ll go for it. At the very least it might get a laugh out of the other person. From funny pickup lines to cheesy pickup lines and some cringy and foody ones too, I’ve given you a lot to choose from. Choose your pick wisely, cos you gotta pick up! *wink*